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It's Funny How...
Topic(s): Priorities
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...a $100 bill “looks” so big when we take it to church, but so small when we take it to the mall.
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...long it takes to serve God for an hour, but how quickly a team plays 60 minutes of basketball.
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...long a couple of hours spent at church are, but how short they are when watching a movie.
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...we can’t think of anything to say when we pray, but don’t have difficulty thinking of things to talk about to a friend.
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...we get thrilled when a baseball game goes into extra innings, but we complain when a sermon is longer than the regular time.
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...hard it is to read a chapter in the Bible, but how easy it is to read 100 pages of a best selling novel.
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...people want to get a front seat at any game or concert, but scramble to get a back seat at church services.
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...we need 2 or 3 weeks advance notice to fit a church event into our schedule, but can adjust our schedule for other events at the last moment.
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...hard it is for people to learn a simple Gospel well enough to tell others, but how simple it is for the same people to understand and repeat gossip.
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...we believe what the newspaper says, but question what the Bible says.
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...everyone wants to go to heaven, provided they do not have to believe, or think, or say, or do anything.
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...you can send a thousand ‘jokes’ through e-mail, and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing.
“...be more ready to hear, than to give the sacrifice of fools: for they consider not that they do evil” —Ecclesiastes 5:1